久違的快樂與童言

小孩就是這麼地天真快樂。
看著我剛認識的三位小朋友，
讓我從心裡的流露出久違地放開
的笑容。我真慶幸昨日跟著朋友
們直殺到北海，就為了吃東炎面。
一輪不足，再轉下一站，真的飽了。
幾乎要嘔了……就在這裡認識了
這三位不怕生的小男孩。

可愛的樣子真的讓我很難不“為之傾倒”。
就在盪著千秋的我，認識了老二，偉，十歲吧，
挑撥我盪的千秋太矮了。童心未眠的我，
動起真格，一老一少還真是一下一上的衝上
千秋的最高點。朋友都在一旁呼我別教壞小孩子。
讓我好不委屈的直呼“是他先挑撥我的嘢～”

三個興奮的小孩帶著他們養的兩隻小狗，
吸引了我們一群擁上去。就這樣的我認識了
三個小孩，偉，定和盛。盛是最小的，樣子
最好看，以後一定很俊秀，老纏我，
朋友說我被人放電。偉，第二，厲害“社交”
吧，跟著我們幾個都是有話直說。定，第三，
最有禮貌吧，說話很有分寸。

看著他們，我笑了，每一刻都不想停止我的笑容，
很自然，很舒心。他們讓我更加地覺得大學裡
真的有太多太多的博克臉，必要的，卻是
讓我不適應。三個小瓜，有話直說，不想太多，
就算不說，循循善誘下，還是從實招來，讓我也
樂得不亦樂乎。每句話都是這麼地真誠又天真。

讓我不禁懷念消逝的童年，難道真的只有童言無忌嗎？
有人說，童言無忌是天真，長大了還抱有有話直說的
態度，是傻瓜、白痴。是真的，雖然我不厭惡別人
有話直說，可是別人總是難以接受實話，所以不說話。
是我最好的對策。

三個小瓜對著我們說，你追我們啦！我太飽了，
我真的很怕我會追到嘔。可是我真的太久沒有
玩“追追”了，被他們追著跑的時候，我的笑聲
又再開砲了，遊樂場都是我的笑聲。三個人來來回回
地都動不到我，更是讓我爆笑。玩累了，坐下來，
休息吧，三個小孩又再圍了過來，朋友們嘴上
直說小孩子不可以撒謊，可是自己的每一句話都是
胡言，他們更是信以為真。

聊啊聊啊……我們竟然待到凌晨十二點才不捨得的跟
他們說掰掰，趕回大學。這一晚我睡得很好，
真的很感謝這三個小朋友讓我這麼開心的笑。
真的希望還有機會再看到他們。

珍惜你們的童年吧。 =）


說到笑，還有一個人讓我也笑得很自然很舒心，
可是這位老闆太忙了，不知幾時才能再見面呢。

Maybe I am Stingy

Recently, I've got a feedback from a she-so-called
good friend of hers, "Don't be so kiam siap (stingy)"
The truth is... I'm stingy.

How stingy I am? I go for mamak instead of
some classy shop. I go into franchise fast food
like once in a month. I go for stock up once a month.
I called you to see if you could join us. I volunteer to
ride out and be your company when you wanted to
buy a guitar.. Spent my time(gold) to comfort you
when you are down....

Whoa... I'm so stingy.....
I totally accept that you said that I was rude
because I hung you up, but with a "stingy".
You are so right... I'm so stingy...

And I guess I'm not trustworthy as well...
A good friend of mine is actually from time to
time checking on me whether or not I am
hanging out with his ex... hahaha... So Ironic!
He is my buddy... BUDDY...

Now I realized that, all of these so-called
buddy or good friends, aren't any close
to the actual meaning of the term....

I think I would have to buy a new dictionary then.
Or Should I write myself a dictionary?
I will define stingy, good friends and buddy for my life.
Anyway, I can only speak here. Why? Because none of
them would actually see or read this... Like I said
Nobody can handle the truth... If I confront them, in the
end, it would be like a declaring war... Why not
I just humor them by just swallow down my words
and shout here...

All is well.. All is well... D, I really need your piece of mind.
What should I do in order to catch up with you? You
are always good in this, aren't you? I miss you...

People just can't handle joke and truth

How well can you handle the truth or a joke?
If there is a measurement, I think I will have a
grade 8 out of 10. Hmm... Am I over estimated
myself? I don't know...

Sometimes I am really down, but I keep telling
people that "I believe I have high EQ."
This is kinda lame, I know... Hard to believe too.
But it is true, no matter what you said about me,
I could just laugh it off or look away without a hiss.

Maybe misery is my company for such a long time.
Therefore, mean word or sarcasm is not really
that penetrative. Great! Somehow it makes me think
that people could have just handle irony or the truth
just like me. The truth is, a lot (all) of them are not...

I'm well known with my penetrative words, still I couldn't
help to speak them out under these conditions:
a) Seeing people being hissed by some asshole
b) Someone has over rated his or her value to this world
c) When I see ugly(vague) people
d) When I'm having mood swing
And of course these are all because of my arrogant.

Don't ask me to elaborate the ugly, it could be in
so many ways.. You should figure it out... The very simplest
explanation would be anyone will annoy you by just pass
by in front of you. That would be called as ugly... =)

Ok ok... I know this is bad. So I really wanna quit it.
The other day I was chatting with my good friend in
aimst, I told him to shut me up when I am trying to
being arrogant or ego. How did he earn that authority?
Well, he is my good friend as I mentioned, I taught him to be
harsh when he wants to criticize people (and he is really
good in this, far more better than me), and he knew
how to control as well.

The next day, he had an issue with me already.
Well, I guess nobody can actually shut me up
already. What was the issue? I nominated him
as my batch representative, of course I was just
joking, but he just took it so seriously. The moment I shouted
out his name, his face turned EMO!

Though I heard he has no more issue with me already.
But he kept avoiding me. Well, I guess I deserve it...
And this has turned into an inside joke as well...
Every one keeps using "don't play(fool) me lor, I will emo de lo"
"Owh.. Now you like this lar.. I emo de lo"
"You don't touch me lor... I emo de lo"
and blah blah blah... Everything must has to do with EMO.

I don't know whether or not this emo good friend
can handle this joke. Though the starting of this emo-
sentence is because of him, now every one is using
it as a joke...

So, here is a piece of my experience, nobody can
handle joke or sarcasm well... Unless they are high
in EQ. If not you will have to bear with the consequences.

Don't speak before you "filter" the content for at
least 30 seconds and don't forget to give compliment.
You know, people are mortal, nobody likes bitter(sarcasm)
over sweet(compliment). I have this obligate truth mode,
so I tried not to lie. Then how could I compliment people?
Compliment those goods they have... Settled!

Seriously, sometimes it's better to tell a lie than
telling the truth. It's true... Of course I gave a lot
of compliments that are not true... Who cares?
Because people will just turn emo after hearing the truth.
Please~

So, please thinks 30 seconds before you speak if not
I will emo then... Muahahaha....!!