People just can't handle joke and truth

How well can you handle the truth or a joke?
If there is a measurement, I think I will have a
grade 8 out of 10. Hmm... Am I over estimated
myself? I don't know...

Sometimes I am really down, but I keep telling
people that "I believe I have high EQ."
This is kinda lame, I know... Hard to believe too.
But it is true, no matter what you said about me,
I could just laugh it off or look away without a hiss.

Maybe misery is my company for such a long time.
Therefore, mean word or sarcasm is not really
that penetrative. Great! Somehow it makes me think
that people could have just handle irony or the truth
just like me. The truth is, a lot (all) of them are not...

I'm well known with my penetrative words, still I couldn't
help to speak them out under these conditions:
a) Seeing people being hissed by some asshole
b) Someone has over rated his or her value to this world
c) When I see ugly(vague) people
d) When I'm having mood swing
And of course these are all because of my arrogant.

Don't ask me to elaborate the ugly, it could be in
so many ways.. You should figure it out... The very simplest
explanation would be anyone will annoy you by just pass
by in front of you. That would be called as ugly... =)

Ok ok... I know this is bad. So I really wanna quit it.
The other day I was chatting with my good friend in
aimst, I told him to shut me up when I am trying to
being arrogant or ego. How did he earn that authority?
Well, he is my good friend as I mentioned, I taught him to be
harsh when he wants to criticize people (and he is really
good in this, far more better than me), and he knew
how to control as well.

The next day, he had an issue with me already.
Well, I guess nobody can actually shut me up
already. What was the issue? I nominated him
as my batch representative, of course I was just
joking, but he just took it so seriously. The moment I shouted
out his name, his face turned EMO!

Though I heard he has no more issue with me already.
But he kept avoiding me. Well, I guess I deserve it...
And this has turned into an inside joke as well...
Every one keeps using "don't play(fool) me lor, I will emo de lo"
"Owh.. Now you like this lar.. I emo de lo"
"You don't touch me lor... I emo de lo"
and blah blah blah... Everything must has to do with EMO.

I don't know whether or not this emo good friend
can handle this joke. Though the starting of this emo-
sentence is because of him, now every one is using
it as a joke...

So, here is a piece of my experience, nobody can
handle joke or sarcasm well... Unless they are high
in EQ. If not you will have to bear with the consequences.

Don't speak before you "filter" the content for at
least 30 seconds and don't forget to give compliment.
You know, people are mortal, nobody likes bitter(sarcasm)
over sweet(compliment). I have this obligate truth mode,
so I tried not to lie. Then how could I compliment people?
Compliment those goods they have... Settled!

Seriously, sometimes it's better to tell a lie than
telling the truth. It's true... Of course I gave a lot
of compliments that are not true... Who cares?
Because people will just turn emo after hearing the truth.
Please~

So, please thinks 30 seconds before you speak if not
I will emo then... Muahahaha....!!